tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-44768593503555142772024-03-13T11:50:41.243-07:00Laughter ClubMe Mumbaikarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07697455371765500637noreply@blogger.comBlogger5125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4476859350355514277.post-76671682071973075352018-11-06T11:25:00.001-08:002018-11-06T11:25:09.870-08:00Positive Thinking<p dir="ltr">Doctor : Your Liver is enlarged<br>
Patient : Does that mean it has space for more whisky ?</p>
<p dir="ltr">(This is called "Positive Thinking" 😄😄)</p>
<p dir="ltr">Lady to her dietician :- What l am worried about is my height and not my weight.<br>
Doc :- How come???<br>
Lady :- According to my weight, my height should be 7.8 feet... 😜</p>
<p dir="ltr">(Now this is called "Positive Attitude" 👍)</p>
<p dir="ltr">A Man wrote to the bank. "My Cheque was returned with remark 'Insufficient funds'. I want to know whether it refers to mine or the Bank".</p>
<p dir="ltr">(This is self confidence in its peak 😂😂)</p>
<p dir="ltr">This one is classic !!<br>
A cockroach's last words to a man who wanted to kill it : "Go ahead and kill me, you coward. You're just jealous because I can scare your wife and you cannot..!!!!" 😅😅😅</p>
<p dir="ltr">( ultimate Self belief 👍)</p>
Krrishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04334718577275595286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4476859350355514277.post-59580722000051073182018-11-04T23:02:00.001-08:002018-11-06T11:25:31.202-08:00Deadly Lunch Box<p dir="ltr">Killer! 😁</p>
<p dir="ltr">A Gujarati, a Madrasi and a Sardar were doing construction work on scaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.</p>
<p dir="ltr">They were having lunch and Gujju opened his lunch box & said, "Dhokla! If I get dhokla one more time for lunch, I'm going to jump off this building."</p>
<p dir="ltr">The Madrasi opened his lunch box and exclaimed, "Idli Sambhar again! If I get idli sambhar one more time I'm going to jump off too."</p>
<p dir="ltr">The Sardar opened his lunch and said, "Parontha again! If I get a parontha one more time, I'm jumping too."</p>
<p dir="ltr">The next day, the Gujju opened his lunch box, saw dhokla, and jumped to his death.</p>
<p dir="ltr">The Madrasi opened his lunch, saw idli sambhar, and jumped, too.</p>
<p dir="ltr">The Sardaar opened his lunch, saw the parontha and jumped to his death as well.</p>
<p dir="ltr">At the funeral, Gujju's wife was weeping. She said, "If I'd known how really tired he was of dhokla, I never would have given it to him again!"</p>
<p dir="ltr">The Madrasi's wife also wept and said, "I could have given him dossa! Didn't realize he hated idli sambhar so much."</p>
<p dir="ltr">Everyone turned and stared at the Sardar's wife.</p>
<p dir="ltr">Scroll down for her answer:<br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br><br></p>
<p dir="ltr">The Sardar's wife said,<br>
*"Don't look at me. He makes his own Lunch!"*</p>
<p dir="ltr">😂😁<br>
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Krrishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04334718577275595286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4476859350355514277.post-85608312699356686822018-11-04T22:53:00.001-08:002018-11-06T11:25:41.759-08:00Mosquito<p dir="ltr">A question was asked why employees don't confide to their management about their problems and frustrations?</p>
<p dir="ltr">The best answer came from a really frustrated employee, <br>
*"You cannot discuss your Malaria with the Mosquito!"*</p>
<p dir="ltr">😂😂😂</p>
Krrishhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04334718577275595286noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4476859350355514277.post-2078562577721221302018-11-04T19:28:00.001-08:002018-11-04T19:29:18.406-08:00Rangoli<p dir="ltr">ABEY SIDE SE JA NA</p>
<p dir="ltr">HAHAHA......</p>
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<p dir="ltr">A man posted his status as:<br></p>
<p dir="ltr">'Gonna sleep on the terrace tonight'</p>
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<p dir="ltr">17 Mosquitoes 'Liked' it. :-) :-) ;-)</p>
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